Anonymous asked: what instrument do you play?
I play several, actually.
I punch this thing in the teeth when I get angry. Incidentally, I have certificates qualifying me to do this:
This ungrateful thing that once bit me in the back of my hand:
This biological assault weapon:
And this thing that *looks* like a deathcoaster, but is actually an oversized spittoon:
Of course, those who know me say that this is the instrument I play best:
I was also sent for violin lessons, once upon a time, but about the best I managed was getting it to sound like a tortured cat. Needless to say, I stopped first chance I got. I won’t actually say I can *play* the violin, because such innocent little instruments shouldn’t be made to suffer the things I did to it.